
I was driving home today and came to a 4 way stop... and a man did something that made me cringe.. and I thought to myself, "Ooooh I hate it when people do that"
My friend, Lakethia, recently blogged about her favorite things(http://www.motherhoodtyfamnty.blogspot.com/)... unfortunately, I'm doing the opposite.
I hate it when... you come to a 4 way stop and clearly have the right of way and someone waves you to go as if they are doing you a favor!
I hate it when... you go to Panda Express and have to order in Spanish.
I hate it when... someone does something nice for you and suggests you repay with something way more expensive and elaborate. Example, my friend bought me a bottle of water and said I can repay her with a round of drinks in Vegas. I slapped down a dollar and paid for my own water.
I hate it when... you ask a simple question and get a long winded answer!
I hate it when... you get behind someone with WIC coupons at the grocery store.
I hate it when... you see a welfare recipient in a better car than yours rollin on mo-mo's.
I hate it when... your baby daddy's girlfriend tries to be your friend.
I hate it when... people think it's cute when their baby visits your table at a restaurant. Go sit down, Junior!!!
I hate it when... you get reprimanded for being a few minutes late to work and NEVER get praised for being a few minutes early. WTF?
I hate it when... someone asks what nationality you are and then tells you what they thought you were. Then why did you ask, asshole?
I hate it when... you go in for a pedicure and they start suggesting you need something else. "Ohh, you want wax?".... "No"... "Ohhh, you should get wax"... There goes your tip, Phuc.
I hate it when... you have to guess what pastries they have at a Starbucks drive thru window. List that shit!!!
I hate it when... the dumb clerk at the store give you more change that what you're supposed to get and your conscience kicks in. Dammit!
I hate it when... people pronounce the H in Rihanna.
I hate it when... my kids have to look at the McDonalds menu like something has changed. Same shit, just order.
I hate it when... someone calls you at 1 AM and has the nerve to ask you, "Oh were you sleeping?" What the hell?!?
I hate it when... you get re-gifted.
I hate it when... people don't use spell check.
But I do love it when people read my blogs and get a little giggle from it. Thanks for visiting everyone!!
Thanks for the shout out Carly. Once again you've got me sitting at the computer laughing and nodding my head in agreement! Thanks for another great post!
ReplyDeleteI like that you make me laugh, but I hate it when I'm the brunt of the joke.
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