Pet Peeves (I hate it when....)

I was driving home today and came to a 4 way stop... and a man did something that made me cringe.. and I thought to myself, "Ooooh I hate it when people do that"

My friend, Lakethia, recently blogged about her favorite things(http://www.motherhoodtyfamnty.blogspot.com/)... unfortunately, I'm doing the opposite.

I hate it when... you come to a 4 way stop and clearly have the right of way and someone waves you to go as if they are doing you a favor!

I hate it when... you go to Panda Express and have to order in Spanish.

I hate it when... someone does something nice for you and suggests you repay with something way more expensive and elaborate. Example, my friend bought me a bottle of water and said I can repay her with a round of drinks in Vegas. I slapped down a dollar and paid for my own water.

I hate it when... you ask a simple question and get a long winded answer!

I hate it when... you get behind someone with WIC coupons at the grocery store.

I hate it when... you see a welfare recipient in a better car than yours rollin on mo-mo's.

I hate it when... your baby daddy's girlfriend tries to be your friend.

I hate it when... people think it's cute when their baby visits your table at a restaurant. Go sit down, Junior!!!

I hate it when... you get reprimanded for being a few minutes late to work and NEVER get praised for being a few minutes early. WTF?

I hate it when... someone asks what nationality you are and then tells you what they thought you were. Then why did you ask, asshole?

I hate it when... you go in for a pedicure and they start suggesting you need something else. "Ohh, you want wax?".... "No"... "Ohhh, you should get wax"... There goes your tip, Phuc.

I hate it when... you have to guess what pastries they have at a Starbucks drive thru window. List that shit!!!

I hate it when... the dumb clerk at the store give you more change that what you're supposed to get and your conscience kicks in. Dammit!

I hate it when... people pronounce the H in Rihanna.

I hate it when... my kids have to look at the McDonalds menu like something has changed. Same shit, just order.

I hate it when... someone calls you at 1 AM and has the nerve to ask you, "Oh were you sleeping?" What the hell?!?

I hate it when... you get re-gifted.

I hate it when... people don't use spell check.

But I do love it when people read my blogs and get a little giggle from it. Thanks for visiting everyone!!

Walk of Shames

We've all done it... don't deny it.... Everyone has had their own versions of the "walk of shame".

Well I've done a little research and here are the top 5 walk of shames....

#5 Drunken Walk of Shame- When you have to face your friends after being so drunk you don’t remember what you did or who you did it with, but all you know is that you smell like vomit and everyone is shaking their heads.

#4 Dressing Room Walk of Shame- When you have to walk back out of the dressing room to get a bigger size because you could have SWORN you were a size 5.

#3 Job Walk of Shame- When you're escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off.

#2 Roller Coaster Walk of Shame- Occurs at amusement parks when a guest doesn't fit on a ride and they are asked to get off.

#1 the classic Poo Poo Walk of Shame- When you take a big crap in a public restroom, and you forget to give other patrons a courtesy flush, and it stinks up the whole restroom/The trip from the stall to the sink, then out to the hall after taking a monster dump.

Happy Hump Day!

COMING SOON!!!!!

NORDSTROM'S RACK IS COMING TO OAKRIDGE MALL THIS FALL!!!!!

I can remember when Oakridge Mall was a boring little stip mall with a nasty movie theater in it... I don't know who Mr. Westfield is but I am so happy he bought all the malls and remodeled them. Oakridge needs it. I wish he would buy Westgate mall... No actually, I wish he would buy some land in Morgan Hill and build a mall!!! I would be the happiest b*tch on this planet! That would be on my list of best things ever thought of, right under "stretch jeans" but above "tampons"... One day, I'll share my list of best things ever thought of... compare it to your own list or add to mine...

Have a Happy Monday!!! Stay cool...it's going to be hot today!