1. Talk to random people... you end up crying and they think you're more crazy than what you really are.
2. Get in a car and drive... the car next to you see's you all puffy eyed and snot nose and stares at you the whole time you're on 101.
3. CALL YOUR BABY DADDY!... this gives him ammunition to take your ass back to court and get custody of the kids.
4. Make eye contact with the police... you will get pulled over and have to do a sobriety test which makes you cry more!
and last but not least...
5. Start laughing during the middle of a panic attack... You can text your friends goodbye becauswe you're now on a 72 hour EPS watch.
So I will be blogging in 3 days or so.... Have a good one!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Okay, so you know I'm already taking mental notes of all your recommendations right? Numbers 2 and 4 would be something that would happen to me...which would probably lead to #5 (ha ha ha).
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tips!
By the way, I love the ads on your site. I've already clicked on a couple. Pretty cool!
ReplyDelete